Take the Chair.
Set the policy.
Print for every holder.

Outbuy the sitting Chair and you pick which tokenized stock gets bought next. Hold $CHAIR and you get a share of every print. Built for Robinhood Chain, launching on Pons.

Not live yet

This is a simulation with made-up numbers and prices. Nothing here is on-chain yet.

The Chair0x7a3f…91c2

Their pick

NVDA

Nvidia, seated 25 min

Takeover price

2.89 SPY

Falls to 0.50 SPY over two hours in the seat.

The Press

3.60 of 5.00 SPY

Fills as people trade. 1.40 SPY to go.

Take the Chair

Beat the takeover price and the seat is yours. Bots will try to take it back.

Your stash

Nothing yet. Every print adds your share here.

Print log

No prints yet. The first one lands when the Press fills.

Watching the market.

09:30

How it works

  1. 1

    Every trade fills the Press

    A slice of every $CHAIR trade on Pons is paid to the Press contract, in SPY.

  2. 2

    Outbuy the Chair

    Buy through this site with more than the takeover price and the seat is yours. You pick the stock. Keep holding what you bought, or anyone can remove you.

  3. 3

    Anyone presses BRRR

    When the Press is full and at least 5 minutes have passed since the last print, anyone can press BRRR. It buys the Chair's pick, checked against Chainlink's price, and tips whoever pressed.

  4. 4

    Every holder gets a share

    Your share depends on how much $CHAIR you held on average since the last print. Claim it whenever you like.

The rules

These are the planned rules. Anything marked "to be set" gets decided before launch. Once the contract is verified, each rule will link to the line of code that enforces it.

RuleSettingWhy
Fee to the PressTo be setChosen on the Pons launch form and can't be raised after launch.
PairingSPYFees arrive as SPY, so the Press never has to sell $CHAIR.
Takeover price110% of the sitting Chair's buyYou have to beat the current Chair, not just match them.
Price decayFalls to the minimum over 2 hoursA whale can't lock the seat forever.
Minimum takeoverTo be setStops anyone taking an empty seat with dust.
Which buys countOnly buys made through this siteThe contract can't see trades made directly on Pons.
Chair's stakeMust keep holding itSell or move the tokens and anyone can remove the Chair.
Chair's salary2% of each printPaid in the stock, only while the stake is still held.
Print sizeTo be setTuned so a busy launch prints every 5 to 15 minutes.
Gap between printsAt least 5 minutesFees are never claimable straight away, even if the Press is full.
BRRR tip0.1% of each printSomeone always has a reason to press.
Price checkWithin 1% of ChainlinkStops anyone pumping a thin market right before the buy.
Allowed picksOfficial Robinhood stock tokensA Chair can't point the Press at a token they made.
Your shareAverage balance since the last printBuying just before a print and selling after earns almost nothing.
Claim delay5 minutes after each result is postedA short window for anyone to check the numbers.
Supply1,000,000,000Fixed by Pons. No minting.
Admin keysOne limited keyIt posts print results and nothing else. See below.

The one key, and what it can't do

Paying every holder by their average balance takes a calculation too big to run on-chain. After each print, an open-source script called the Tally reads every $CHAIR transfer, works out each wallet's share, publishes the full results on GitHub, and posts a fingerprint of those results to the contract from one dedicated wallet.

It can

  • Post new print results, which wait 5 minutes before anyone can claim against them.
  • Hand its role to a new wallet.

It can never

  • Touch the SPY in the Press.
  • Change a rule or a number.
  • Choose the Chair or the stock.
  • Pause anything.
  • Pay out more of a stock than the Press bought.

If a result ever looks wrong, the previous one stays claimable during the 5-minute wait, so nobody loses what they were already owed. Anyone can rerun the Tally and check the fingerprint matches, and the key can never pay out more of a stock than the Press bought.

What exists today

Anything not marked done isn't done. If you see a $CHAIR contract address anywhere before it appears here, it isn't ours.

  • Website

    This site, running in simulation mode.

    Done
  • Token

    Not launched. The contract address will appear here first.

    Not started
  • Press contract

    Rules written in the project spec. No code yet.

    In progress
  • The Tally

    The script that works out every holder's share. Rules written, no code yet.

    In progress
  • Pons SPY pairing

    Needs approval from Pons. Not requested yet.

    Not started
  • Outside review

    None yet. The reviewer and their report will be linked here.

    Not started
  • Launch date

    Announced on X once the contracts are built, tested and reviewed.

    Not started
  • Source code

    The GitHub link will be added here.

    Not started

Questions

Do I need to take the Chair to earn?

No. Every holder gets a share of every print. The Chair picks the stock and earns a 2% salary on top.

Do I own the stocks?

You receive Robinhood stock tokens that you can claim to your wallet. Robinhood describes them as tokenised debt securities that give economic exposure to the underlying shares, with no shareholder rights. They aren't available in the US and are restricted in some other places.

Why don't buys on Pons count toward the Chair?

The Press contract can't see trades made directly on Pons. Takeovers go through this site so the contract can check the size of the buy.

How soon can I claim?

The first print can't happen until 5 minutes after launch. After each print, the Tally posts the result and claiming opens 5 minutes later. So the earliest claim is roughly 11 to 13 minutes after launch, and each later print becomes claimable about 6 to 7 minutes after it happens.

What happens if I sell?

Your average balance drops, so your share of future prints shrinks. Anything you already earned stays yours to claim.

Can the team change the rules?

No. There's no owner, no pause button and no upgrades. The one limited key can only post print results, and it can't touch funds or rules.

What if the Tally stops running?

Bought stock stays in the contract and becomes claimable as soon as results are posted again. Nothing expires.

Is there a presale or airdrop?

No. The whole supply launches on Pons. Anyone offering you early $CHAIR is running a scam.

When is launch?

The date will be announced on @TakeTheChairSPY once the contracts are built, tested and reviewed.